Thursday, October 29, 2026
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5 dispatches
GENEVA
Representatives of the world’s honeybee population issued a formal demand for reparations Monday, claiming humanity owes a massive settlement to compensate for approximately 30,000 years of stolen honey.
OTTAWA
Hours after the European Union invited Canada to join on grounds of sufficient weakness, Canadian officials held a rival press conference declaring the EU strong enough…
GENEVA
Legal representatives of the world's honeybee population amended their reparations claim Thursday to include what they called "a century of explicit pollination footage"…
KYIV
Both parties to an energy ceasefire announced Sunday by the President of the United States said they strongly support the agreement and would very much like to know what…
BANGKOK
Finance ministers and central bank governors from all 191 IMF member countries arrived in Bangkok this week for the IMF and World Bank Annual Meetings. Organizers…
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